How Did You Find Me? vol.10

Here is a list of some of my favorite search terms that led readers here this week.

  • “Disciplining Teens” – heavy topic.
  • mega churches 60 minutes – a tour in an hour, or ones that have been featured on the show?
  • h20 church teaching series for september – wow, does your ministry have the same name?
  • “youth ministry” – love the quotation marks.
  • FALSE RAPE ACCUSATION HAUNTED HOUSE – this seriously was searched in all caps.
  • youth the church of tomorrow – no, they are the church of today!
  • funny mullets – again, is there any other kind?
  • sex is the worst sin because God temple – sex is not a sin… unless it happens outside marriage.
  • purpose of meeting with ministry leaders – so you are all on the same page.
  • high school football football – are you excited?
  • best time for youth ministry meetings – depends on the time of year and your group’s makeup.
  • teaching scripture to teens – a high calling, one filled with creativity, frustration and reward.
  • santa in speedo – ugh… i think i just lost my lunch.
  • best fat man – ???
  • what does joel osteen wear – umm… clothes?
  • my youth pastor is horrible – why so?
  • how are God and human beings are close – um…can you rephrase that?
  • pastor hat – i want one.
  • is Jesus prophet, priest and king – yes. keep reading, our ministry is exploring that over the next 3 weeks.
  • why we lie about santa – hmm… a loaded question… any takers?